Monday, 6 April 2009
A long time ago I went on a paragliding holiday. One guy had a nasty landing in a field full of gorse bushes. The instructor was screaming "turn right, turn RIGHT!" but the guy kept turning left. Later, when the instructor asked him why he kept going left, it turned out that the guy hadn't been able to hear him, but the sheep in a neighbouring field had been saying "Leeeeeft."