Said conversation takes place between me (that would be Aunty Dizz) and my 6 year old niece:
6: how did you meet Wavey?
me: well, we were in the same theatre group and we eventually decided we would be a couple (very long story clearly shortened dramatically)
6: and now you live in Wavey's house?
6: are you going to get married?
me: (laughing) no
6: don't you want to be married?
me: not particularly
6: but why?
me: (shrugs shoulders) not really bothered
6: you're strange...