I have to share my amazement at how geometrically correct my bruises are! On New Year's Eve I fell on a circular tin of chocolates - Dizz will tell you I was trying to get into the tin, but that's just not true. Anyway, the bruises have taken a few days to develop, but now they are just amazing - here's an artist's impression (a photo of the real thing would be too nasty since my legs haven't seen daylight for many years!)

Oh, and by the way, can I just add OUCH!