Off colour

So there we were in yoga. It's the last 20 minutes when we lay out in Savasana pose and do this extremely relaxing visualisation. Lynton is telling us in this quiet, soothing, relaxing voice how we have to visualise red, imagine strolling through a field full of poppies. I'm right here:



When all of a sudden my brain does this weird flip and I start thinking about dinner. And these:



That are so not red, they're brown! Off colour! Off colour! And you can't walk through a field of sausages!

And I chuckle to myself quietly and hope that the rest of the class can't actually see what it is that I'm seeing in my head.