As Fizz is well known for having a brain the size of a planet, I asked her tonight how there can be so much rain falling from the sky. In response, she said that God has a cold. And the rain is snot. So can someone pass God a hankie and some Olbas oil so that he can get rid of it and we can have some sunshine. PLEASE!
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Don't you ever wonder, when you have a cold, where on earth all the snot can be coming from? Don't you point out that it's just not feasible for that volume of gunk to fit inside your nasal/sinus passages? Well, I do. And I'm now feeling the same sense of wonder/dismay at the amount of rain. Is there any water left in the oceans? Has anyone checked recently? Is there a big hole in the Atlantic?
Seriously people! Totally disgusting! And hilarious!
I think when I have a cold, all of the snot just comes from the vast empty void between my ears.
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