new job

I once read that Oscar Wilde said that the best people don't know what job they want to do until they're 40. I was merrily going along with that until today when I discovered my perfect job: Dr Who's new assistant.

Apparently they're getting rid of that Martha (although I'm not sure why cos I think she's pretty funkay and smart, but hey, who am I to complain?) so will be needing a replacement. They should really stop looking now cos I'm right here, and will happily leave library-land and head off to the Tardis, not a problem-o my friends. Don't worry though, I won't be out of touch cos he does that special trick with the mobile phones so they can be used from outer space, and now that I'm all wireless and everything I'll be able to take my laptop with me.

So I know it'll be hard, but try not to miss me too much, cos I'll pop back every now and then, let you come in and have a cuppa and a hobnob in the Tardis (there will be a kettle and teabags in there, surely?) and just think of all the exciting tales I'll have to tell you...

Cue music, grab the Doctor's hand, run into the Tardis, so long my friends... x

bummer

okay so this is the situation: I didn't get the job that I was going for, which would have given me extra pennies to spend. And even though I didn't think that I stood an earthly chance of getting it, I'd already fantasized in my head what I was going to buy with the extra 300 quid a month. Now don't get me wrong, I don't often covet things, but this is something that I've wanted ever since they brought them out in such pretty colours, it's in my Amazon wishlist, I just pawed the monitor and whimpered slightly cos I know I can't have it. This is what I really really want:


So if anyone's feeling really kind and generous and has a spare £120 to spend on a delightful friend then I'd be really really grateful.

PS. I know this is never going to happen, I am a realist. But hey you never know, there might be an anonymous reader out there who is wadded and needs to spend his millions...if so and said anonymous person is feeling REALLY generous, I'd also kinda like a house with a pool as well

Mwah! x