horse racing?

Am v. fed up. Have been struck down by some mystery bug that has made its way round my work and probably the bus that I get on each day too. Without going into too much detail symptoms are not pleasant and I am proper fed up. And bored stiff! I love being off work but when you're ill with it, well that's just pants. Especially when the only thing that the tv has to offer is magazine style programmes where some fashionista hadn't even heard of Dorothy Perkins, say again. And horse racing. Oh and for some real excitement, a Columbo movie where he goes to college. Hmmm. The choices, the choices. So I thought I'd blog. Send me amusing jokes to cheer me up. Pretty please...