The Knowledge

I've got it! I've finally figured out my destiny - clearly I am meant to be a taxi driver! Coming home from work tonight I got stuck in traffic queue after traffic queue. But not for very long for I know my town. And by knowing my town I mean that I know which roads I should take to take sneaky turns in order to avoid sitting in long queues at traffic lights, short cuts that will bring me that little bit closer to my chosen destination of home. It was brilliant! It might have been a long and convoluted way of getting home compared to my usual route but I was constantly on the move and not sat with all the other miserable people in the huge queue trying to join the A66 - wooooop! Where do I get me a taxi sign from...?